[Good Title]

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

easterberry-test:

sparkofspaceandtime:

toastheaven:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

Hey, when you join tumblr this is what you sine up for

I think these jokes are getting a bit derivative…

Are euclidean me? Cos these jokes are making me want to log off.

I’ll be square with you, this is a pretty divisive topic.

Now, now, I’m sure we can resolve the problem now that we’ve found the root of it.

I dunno, puns are pretty integral here.

give me a book title!

booksandhotchocolate:

haven’t heard of it | will check it out | will not read it | haven’t read it yet | didn’t like it | it was okay | a must read | this book is my life | LIFERUINER

microaffirmations:

Mom bought me boy clothes as a coming-home present.

It was a good day.

wonsab:

azurewren:

wonsab:

azurewren:

wonsab:

mangopower:

I have taken it upon myself to point out

that things like pomme de terre and pineapple have “apple” in them because

once upon a time apple was the word for fruit

WOW NO WAY

yes

#the important part of a pine tree is that is has needles

Thirty seconds on Wiktionary would save a lot of confusion.

…Huh. It’s supposed to look like a pine cone.

Okay. I still don’t really see it, but okay.

And now I’m not sure whether or not to be glad that tumblr fucked up my attempt to insert a link to the etymology of “pine” because it means sap or resin or juice and damned if pineapples are not basically the juiciest fruit I know of.

I looked up “pineapple” and wikitionary says that the etymology is based on a pineapple’s resemblance to a pine cone.

yes that was why i wasn’t sure whether or not to be glad because both explanations make sense to me

now somebody just needs to explain why Juicy Fruit is neither juicy nor especially fruity.

focus groups

wonsab:

azurewren:

wonsab:

mangopower:

I have taken it upon myself to point out

that things like pomme de terre and pineapple have “apple” in them because

once upon a time apple was the word for fruit

WOW NO WAY

yes

#the important part of a pine tree is that is has needles

Thirty seconds on Wiktionary would save a lot of confusion.

…Huh. It’s supposed to look like a pine cone.

Okay. I still don’t really see it, but okay.

And now I’m not sure whether or not to be glad that tumblr fucked up my attempt to insert a link to the etymology of “pine” because it means sap or resin or juice and damned if pineapples are not basically the juiciest fruit I know of.

I looked up “pineapple” and wikitionary says that the etymology is based on a pineapple’s resemblance to a pine cone.

wonsab:

mangopower:

I have taken it upon myself to point out

that things like pomme de terre and pineapple have “apple” in them because

once upon a time apple was the word for fruit

WOW NO WAY

yes

#the important part of a pine tree is that is has needles

Thirty seconds on Wiktionary would save a lot of confusion.

…Huh. It’s supposed to look like a pine cone.

Okay. I still don’t really see it, but okay.